If Juno were a Dinosaur…

JUNO MCGUFF dials the phone, which is shaped like a slab of raw meat. Her friend LEAH answers. Leah: Bone-jiggity-jour, home-gillet. Juno: I’m a total extinction risk. Leah: Juno? Juno: No, it’s Grimlock. You got any optimuses that need priming? Leah: Only the one beneath my scaly abdomen… Juno: I’m pregnant. Leah: What? Honest to [...]