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If Bob Dylan were a Dinosaur

With your scale-toed shoes and your skeleton blues With your terrible twos, and something to prove With your deep-set screws, you ain’t got nothing to lose But honey, I see you, and you have yet to move The museum man with coins in his hand has got your ticket Bones on display, sawdust teeth to [...]

If Juno were a Dinosaur…

JUNO MCGUFF dials the phone, which is shaped like a slab of raw meat. Her friend LEAH answers. Leah: Bone-jiggity-jour, home-gillet. Juno: I’m a total extinction risk. Leah: Juno? Juno: No, it’s Grimlock. You got any optimuses that need priming? Leah: Only the one beneath my scaly abdomen… Juno: I’m pregnant. Leah: What? Honest to [...]

If Robert Mapplethorpe were a Dinosaur…

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If Ernest Hemingway were a Dinosaur…

The Old Man and the Swamp They walked well, and the old man ran his hand along a reed and tried to keep his feet clear. There was dapple through the trees and enough sunlight above them so that the old man knew the warmth would last all day. The old man looked at the [...]

If Charles Bukowski were a Dinosaur…

Stegosaurus Woman I‘m looking at the young theropods learn to use their tails for something more than brushing away flies, when she shows up at my cave she clunks right in my stegosaurus woman and all her plates once armor now sag. the theropods whip their tails against the grass meat eaters carnivore whores. while [...]

 
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