If Bob Dylan were a Dinosaur
With your scale-toed shoes and your skeleton blues
With your terrible twos, and something to prove
With your deep-set screws, you ain’t got nothing to lose
But honey, I see you, and you have yet to move
The museum man with coins in his hand has got your ticket
Bones on display, sawdust teeth to say, hell, I didn’t pick [...]
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If Juno were a Dinosaur…
JUNO MCGUFF dials the phone, which is shaped like a slab of raw meat. Her friend LEAH answers.
Leah: Bone-jiggity-jour, home-gillet.
Juno: I’m a total extinction risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno: No, it’s Grimlock. You got any optimuses that need priming?
Leah: Only the one beneath my scaly abdomen…
Juno: I’m pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to bog?
Juno: Yeah. [...]
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If Robert Mapplethorpe were a Dinosaur…
If Ernest Hemingway were a Dinosaur…
The Old Man and the Swamp
They walked well, and the old man ran his hand along a reed and tried to keep his feet clear. There was dapple through the trees and enough sunlight above them so that the old man knew the warmth would last all day. The old man looked at the hoplosuchus [...]
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If Charles Bukowski were a Dinosaur…
Stegosaurus Woman
I‘m looking at the young theropods
learn to use their tails
for something more than
brushing away flies,
when she shows up at my cave
she clunks right in
my stegosaurus woman
and all her plates once armor
now sag.
the theropods whip their tails
against the grass
meat eaters
carnivore whores.
while my woman [...]
Popularity: 20% [?]
