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		<title>Dinos vs. Gutenberg</title>
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		<title>Dinosaurs and Exercise Equipment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aren&#8217;t so different, after all.

Tristairatops

Brontosoreus

Parasaurohophus

Ceratopsidache


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		<title>Alli Allosaurus Wants to Decrease Her Carbon Footprint</title>
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		<title>If Bob Dylan were a Dinosaur</title>
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With your scale-toed shoes and your skeleton blues
With your terrible twos, and something to prove
With your deep-set screws, you ain’t got nothing to lose
But honey, I see you, and you have yet to move
The museum man with coins in his hand has got your ticket
Bones on display, sawdust teeth to say, hell, I didn’t pick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Did Something Horrible&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t really mean to play Turok .
And I only killed the dinosaurs in self-defense.
They were coming at me from every direction.

I feel really bad about it, I swear.


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		<title>Area Diplodocus Does Not See Himself In John McCain</title>
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This will be Diplo Diplodocus’s first election. As we talk outside his swampy home, the energetic young sauropod wags his tail with excitement, thinking about his entrance into the world of American democracy.
“I registered to vote the second I turned eighteen,&#8221; Diplo says, displaying the kind of political consciousness that is present in so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Juno were a Dinosaur&#8230;</title>
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JUNO MCGUFF dials the phone, which is shaped like a slab of raw meat.  Her friend LEAH answers.
Leah: Bone-jiggity-jour, home-gillet.
Juno: I’m a total extinction risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno: No, it’s Grimlock.  You got any optimuses that need priming?
Leah: Only the one beneath my scaly abdomen&#8230;
Juno: I’m pregnant.
Leah:  What?  Honest to bog?
Juno: Yeah. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kindasaurs at the L.A. Zoo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ A metal triceratops in her natural environment:

This gentleman projected a deadly and Jurassic air from a position of recline:

I&#8217;m pretty sure all of the alligators were dead:

And this is why:

This raptorish fellow had an unnatural fondness for walking around in circles:

And, for absolutely no good reason at all, here is a picture of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NASA&#8217;s Astronomy Picture of the Day</title>
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&#8230;According to NASA Scientist Chris McKay (Ph.D, Roots and Wings Montessori School), who seems to think there might be dino remnants on the moon.


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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Dino Emoticons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because dinosaurs have feelings, too.*

1. Hey raptor, let&#8217;s make out: f*&#62;&#60;*l
2.  I&#8217;ll hold your hand, friend pterodactyl: /\P/\_/\P/\
3.  Oh no, a T-Rex ate my girl!: &#60; :-O &#62;


*Pure speculation


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		<title>The Tiniest Pterodactyl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bite-sized pterodactyl ancestor, could you be more adorable?

You got lucky, little bugger. 120 million years and an asteroid (or climate change, a volcano, or the wrath of God) saved you from this cruel fate:



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		<title>My Favorite Weekend: Turok</title>
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Between hunting dinosaurs in the Lost Land and struggling to apprehend rogue agent Roland Kane, video game legend Turok has been working hard. But he&#8217;s had a little time off since the release of his new Xbox game last week. The L.A. Times caught up with him to find out all about his favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Robert Mapplethorpe were a Dinosaur&#8230;</title>
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		<title>If Dinos and Humans Coexisted, it isn&#8217;t Because of These Guys</title>
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So check it: this thing exists. Creation Evidence dot org is an exceptionally thorough site &#8212; sponsored by some Creationist folks &#8212; that is dedicated to proving that humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time. The conceit of the site is based on the discovery, in a place called Glen Rose, Texas, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Ernest Hemingway were a Dinosaur&#8230;</title>
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The Old Man and the Swamp
They walked well, and the old man ran his hand along a reed and tried to keep his feet clear. There was dapple through the trees and enough sunlight above them so that the old man knew the warmth would last all day. The old man looked at the hoplosuchus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should I Take My Boyfriend Back or Buy a Pleo?</title>
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My ex-boyfriend’s been calling me a lot, and I think he wants to get back together. But I don’t know – I’m thinking about just getting a Pleo instead. Here’s my logical analysis of the situation:
Pleo costs $349.
That’s a pretty solid chunk of change. But I spent $200 the day my boyfriend’s car got towed [...]]]></description>
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