If Charles Bukowski were a Dinosaur…
Stegosaurus Woman
I‘m looking at the young theropods
learn to use their tails
for something more than
brushing away flies,
when she shows up at my cave
she clunks right in
my stegosaurus woman
and all her plates once armor
now sag.
the theropods whip their tails
against the grass
meat eaters
carnivore whores.
while my woman [...]
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The Veloci-Raptor was the Will Smith of his Generation
God Plays God With Humans, Humans Play God With Robots, Robots Play God With Dinosaurs…
And then these guys come along and screw everything up.
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Bargain Bin Paleontologists Discover Monumental Dinosaur Mummy
One afternoon, sixteen-year-old Tyler Lyson decided to go looking for fossils in his Hell’s Creek, North Dakota backyard. He noticed a bone-like protrusion popping up from the ground, and pulled out not a funny looking rock or an old deer skeleton, but an ancient, mummified Hadrosaur—complete with skin and inner organs.
With this discovery, Tyler became [...]
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Popular Herbivore T-Shirts Slogans from the Cretaceous Period
1. Herbivore: No blood on my claws
2. Eating Meat… So 118,000,000 B.C.E.
3. Meat = Extinction
4. Powered by Cladoxylopsid
5. Allisaurus Rib: It’s what’s rotting in your colon
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