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I Did Something Horrible…

I didn’t really mean to play Turok . And I only killed the dinosaurs in self-defense. They were coming at me from every direction. I feel really bad about it, I swear. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Area Diplodocus Does Not See Himself In John McCain

This will be Diplo Diplodocus’s first election. As we talk outside his swampy home, the energetic young sauropod wags his tail with excitement, thinking about his entrance into the world of American democracy. “I registered to vote the second I turned eighteen,” Diplo says, displaying the kind of political consciousness that is present in so [...]

If Juno were a Dinosaur…

JUNO MCGUFF dials the phone, which is shaped like a slab of raw meat. Her friend LEAH answers. Leah: Bone-jiggity-jour, home-gillet. Juno: I’m a total extinction risk. Leah: Juno? Juno: No, it’s Grimlock. You got any optimuses that need priming? Leah: Only the one beneath my scaly abdomen… Juno: I’m pregnant. Leah: What? Honest to [...]

Kindasaurs at the L.A. Zoo

A metal triceratops in her natural environment: This gentleman projected a deadly and Jurassic air from a position of recline: Bookmark It Hide Sites

NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day

…According to NASA Scientist Chris McKay (Ph.D, Roots and Wings Montessori School), who seems to think there might be dino remnants on the moon. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Valentine’s Day Dino Emoticons

Because dinosaurs have feelings, too.* 1. Hey raptor, let’s make out: f*><*l 2. I’ll hold your hand, friend pterodactyl: /\P/\_/\P/\ 3. Oh no, a T-Rex ate my girl!: < :-O > *Pure speculation Bookmark It Hide Sites

The Tiniest Pterodactyl

Bite-sized pterodactyl ancestor, could you be more adorable? You got lucky, little bugger. 120 million years and an asteroid (or climate change, a volcano, or the wrath of God) saved you from this cruel fate: Bookmark It Hide Sites

My Favorite Weekend: Turok

Between hunting dinosaurs in the Lost Land and struggling to apprehend rogue agent Roland Kane, video game legend Turok has been working hard. But he’s had a little time off since the release of his new Xbox game last week. The L.A. Times caught up with him to find out all about his favorite weekend. [...]

If Robert Mapplethorpe were a Dinosaur…

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